trigger memories

It's funny how certain things trigger memories.
Songs, smells and such.
Some make you sad, some make you close your eyes & for that one moment you are captured in the past.

secrets

We all have our own secrets that we keep from everyone.
Even our best friends.

Everybody gets older

Everybody gets older but not everybody grows up.

Lesson learned

Rabbits jump & they live for 8 years.
Dogs run & they live for 15 years. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years.
Lesson learned.

Childhood

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

never take a bullet

I'd never take a bullet for anyone.

If I have enough time to hop in the way, your ass has enough time to move out the damn way.

looked at your friends

Ever looked at your friends & thought, why the heck aren't we comedians yet?

The best revenge

The best revenge is to show them that your life is moving forward even though they left it

pleasing everyone is impossible

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.